• WhiskerTeaLatte •
01/06/2023
Words simply cannot describe my experience. From the moment I walked in, I knew it was a restaurant. We took the seats which we had reserved, except they weren't our seats, because they gave us the wrong ones. After speaking to the owners and relocating to the correct seats which we had reserved, we waited an hour and thirty minutes before our meals were delivered. As we were patiently awaiting our morsels, I was enraptured by the beige and lifeless atmosphere of the restaurant. When our food finally arrived, I was brought to tears. The taste and texture was simply indescribable. And by indescribable, I mean there is no words to describe the suffering I endured as a result of consuming it. I felt violently ill afterwards, and I feared that I had contracted food poisoning. I tried to ease my discomfort with the water they provided, however it was lukewarm and only contributed to my pain.
I feel that I should describe the coveted meal in greater detail. The chips were bland and had a rather strange after taste. I attempted to improve their quality by dousing them in gravy, which, may I add, had a dried film on top of it. The gravy did not help. In fact, I suspect that it hindered the quality of the meal more so.
Experiencing this restaurant has truly opened my eyes. Prior to dining here, I was under the impression that despite the struggles we face, life was beautiful, and it was a gift to be on this earth. Since dining, I have been wrapped in the thralls of depression and misery. All I long for is the sweet mercy of death to take my soul from this world. Every time I eat now, the food has a salty flavour, because of the tears flooding down my face and onto my meal, dampening it like my dampened soul. This Google Review is my last message to the world before I depart. Thank you for letting me experience the truth of life before my final moments. Goodbye.