DÜM ___IFHY
22/07/2023
I've driven past here a thousand times thinking this place looks like the kind of club you can definitely judge based on appearances.
I mean, besides a swamp, maccas, train line, and a servo, this is all of what Hexham has to offer. An insect infested club who's mascot is a giant mozzie (of course).
The eftpos was down, and as I got to the ATM a creepy female staff member came to kindly let me know the machine 'might' be out of cash. It was. She was never seen again.
The place smelt like cheap toilet cleaner, and the food is sort of like a poorly funded nursing home's attempt at chinese food.
Do yourself a favour and make your own chicken cashew nut by combining some frozen woolies brand veggies, rubbery chicken, and watery soy sauce, to save yourself the 18 bucks. Which is about the same amount of change I was given in $1 coins after paying for my order with my partner's money (cheers for that).
For some reason half the lights were turned off suddenly at 6:30pm. And the ground sort of 'jiggled' as a coal train went by, which definitely inspired my confidence in the knuckle dragging gravel munchers that built the place...
But I must admit, the band was good. Shazza and Bazza featuring the drum machine did a solid version of Go Johnny Go.