Because there were only two of us, they wanted us to sit in a dank dark corner at the back near the toilets.
They told us that they like to keep the tables with four chairs for parties of four.
It's not like the place was full or anything and lunch hour was already over.
We'd just driven 750km and were getting ready to spend at least $80-100 on lunch.
We went to the fish & chip shop up the road instead, it's nicer and cheaper.